That poor guy; please help him…

Why would anyone want to play games on the truck’s console when they can do that on their phone?

People want shit now, dammit. First flat screen TVs were $3000, now they’re $150. Good thing they have credit cards at 18%.

Uh huh - you’re not welcome here either. 

You assess your risk, I’ll assess mine.

Like this ferry, SNL died years ago…

Cue the no-nothings…

Lawyers prob taking 50% of that $15m so not too pissed.

Heaven forbid we get some photos.

• Texas - $3.70 Regular | $4.04 Mid | $4.35 Premium | $4.73 Diesel

I’ll pay you $.10 a word to write my Jalopnik comments for me. 

More origami (see Tundra).

Then wear your mask and stay in your closet.

This is about his approval numbers and the mid-terms.

I have to drive AND do math? Crack pipe.

C’mon, it’s America. Easy solution. Postal workers carry guns. Done. 

Since Biden was in office, I’d say it was the Biden hats.

Agreed - My theory is that humans can only take so much sensory input (cell phone constant notifications, bullshit social media, the “news” blowing everything out of proportion and then moving on to the next thing) and life was already full of it prior to 2020. since Covid, it’s all just a bit too much.

Or, you’re the usual crooked stupid bastard, you take $400k of that and go gambling in Macau, take another $200k and buy a bitching Ferrari, and get yourself an awesome $1.2m pad overlooking an ocean. Then try to live on $30k a year. 

It’s meant to be comedic. Woooosh…