Dude needs a FSD Tesla.

Texas Mode engaged: Attack Cyclists Aggies

Need to really update it for 2022 - tits and a dick please. In good taste, of course…

Commercials suck; even the $3m Super Bowl ones. Just that this crap is culturally relevant every fucking year ought to tell you all you need to know about American culture, priorities, and stupidity.

I guess I’m the rare one that agrees with you - but we all know the airlines will drop the mask thing right after the TSA drops the shoe-removal thing.

A lifetime of bad choices culminating in a one-night explosion.

Because American prisoners have lawyers. 

You can pile this and every other problem at the feet of Trump.

Simple solution!  I’ll vote for you because I don’t like to think about complex problems. 

The nice uncle in the attic is losing his mind. 

Successful people = Bad

Prosecute, please. Maybe it’ll slow down the next guy. 

Factory warranty?  Fuck that!

If he was there and blocking traffic, and it can be proven, then the behavior of the others is not relevant.

Wasn’t buying Dominos before, won’t buy Dominos now. Support your local independent pizza shop - better anyway. 

This is so 1984 of Hyundai.

Trump gets elected —> Chinese Virus —> Vaccines —> Bridge collapses —> GME collapses —> Recession —> Peru Invades the USA

Copy. Paste. Submit. Profit. 

Angry Bird grills are coming to Broncos some day, aren’t they? Shit.

I live in Texas I NEVER use my sunroof and keep the blind closed. The last thing I want it 10 million degree sunlight blasting the top of my head.