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Damn it ford, just put the Model T back into production!

Young new hire at Nissan says “I have a great idea how to bring Nissan into modern buying!”

We don’t want that angry piece is shit down here anyway. 

I get your point. You can get heated seats on the Suburban LT and they make a ton of those. Pull it from the LT and keep it on the Premier and High Country because they’re paying a shitload for it.

Chevrolet eAztek

As a toy, I love my GMT400 Burb, and it keeps going up in value. Never selling because I’m afraid I’d end up totally regretting. Prob would. 

I was thinking the opposite. If it never stops, how does anyone get on!

I’m waiting for Ken’s Ford F550 Super Macho Surf Edition.

I think you missed that this was all satire.

Designed by Stevie Wonder and an etch-a-sketch. 

Must be an engineer - you’re not much of a people person. 

In Texas, it’s the Dodge pickup drivers. 

Bang broads. That’s what we like to do. 

The damn Houstonians don’t turn on their headlights at night anyways; saw two in the 10 minutes I was coming home tonight. And yes, it’s dark outside, and yes both those cars were new with the fangled auto setting.

Colors will be a subscription; Brilliant Blue is only $35/mo while Silky Silver is $20/mo.  

No, it’s the leaders - from the CEO to the middle managers. All a bunch of morons who know nothing.

Today I learned: Richard Dreyfus had a Bugatti.

Tahoe and a Benzo

Who’s gonna side with a viscous white biker bar group over the defenseless social warrior minding his own business waiting for his white friend?

I wanted to get a biscuit and sop that goodness up!