I was gonna say “I wouldn’t respond to Jalopnik either” but that was more based on the shitty tone of some of the writers (Erik!).

Is that a good car to invest in

Drunker 53%, no. Distracted?

Never said I was a Trump supporter; I’m just not a Trump hater. And after last night, I’m more Libertarian than ever.

On the East Coast? I’d guess the other way...

“He died flying his Porsche” is a fantastic conversation starter; NP for immortality.

Business 101 - keep expenses low. Uber might be able to dump those pesky human drivers and their neediness, but now Uber has a massive fleet of $60k machines to love and care for while paying for lawsuits when they bump things. And why pay Uber for their vomit, COVID-machines when my clean autonomous car can drop me…

The only “free market” the GOP love is the one where they are free to fuck you up the ass without lube and consent.

That was a S T R E T C H...

And women with small vaginas?

Erik has such few brains - just give him a cookie, pat him on the head, and say “nice try”.

They’ll sell lease loads of them to people who want to be seen. 

Agree - this whole “innocent until proven guilty” thing reeks of an outdated baby boomer mentality.

They finally learned how to compete with Lexus. 

The quickest way to get someone public out of your way is to accuse of sexual harassment.

It’s much easier to shit on things than to actually analyze and see the amazing progress. It’s why the internet sucks - lazy people complain all day. 

Article too late - Houston rain last 24 hrs.  

Rather than using that fine vehicle for transporting cattle, you could use it as a mobile slaughter house - don’t bring the cows to us, we bring the slaughter to you!

“Money printing machine” - like the Gladiator for which everyone got so frothed up?