Then what the hell is this?

Holy shit! I woke up and it’s 2001!

I want to do that in a Sprinter Airstream.

Words mean nothing (ask Porsche):

Needs ARB bumper, two jerry cans, a high lift jack, green tail LEDs, 4” SkyReacher ProSuper lift, and black RockStars with Dick Cepeks.  That’ll improve it. 

We all know there will be 25 911e versions:

The exact thought process for a new Jeep Wrangler release. 

Can’t unsee that now. 

I’m gonna have to up my douchebag game to drive one of these anywhere but on the driveway at night.

Huh? I didn’t lern nothin.

My theory with this crap is that they think if you sign a piece of paper with numbers on it, you’ll be more obliged to “do the right thing” and honor what you signed. Ironic when what they’re trying to do is screw you through dishonesty. 

Suburbans from 2007+. If this makes the new Defender amazing, we’re all in trouble.

And look at me, I’m in tatters! Uh-huuuuuh...

So deal with the damn dealer, buy a car, check their work, and keep said car for as long as possible so you don’t have to deal with them again anytime soon.

Valid point - I’ll refrain from reading his stuff from now on - even if his clickbait headline is “See Why the New Mercedes V12 is Really a Donut”.

I’m not sure why Erik is still here, and why no one checks his work. 

talk about poor range!

Most 4x4s:

My math is easier:

That said, if this is what he can afford, then respect to him. My family drove beater vans, and I never died.