Then both of them go back to their mansions after telling you how you needed them to improve your life.

I’m going to win the lottery 20% more then I do now. 

I see a lot of them in my Houston neighborhood. I just don’t understand...

Should have built 10 of them, stuck a $13m price tag on each, and used the cash to pay the light bill.  That way, in 20 years, they’ll fetch $40m each because billionaires like having rare things and Bug gets the credit of being “exclusive”.

Please. Here in the aristocracy, it’s spelled “duque tape”.

I see the +60 crowd here in Houston driving these things; wives, not the wanna-be dudes trolling for the temporary Russian dating partners. They drive 911s. 

2.5 dogs are a helluva lot cheaper than 2.5 kids. 

Add meth to your story. 

No one would go - too much quality broadcast TV to watch. 

I’m guessing 0% of the people in this situation read The Wall Street Journal.

Well, it wasn’t my drunken hooliganism...

That’s a PERV - personal electronic recording vacuole. In the 80’s, they were high-tech tracking devices.  Probably the original owner was under surveillance.

Well, you take a 4200 lb Jeep and add a 125 lb front bumper, 100 lb rear bumper, 100 lb steel wheels, a 100 lb roof rack, and another 100 lb tent setup, you’re asking for trouble. Not to mention (but I am) pullout drawers, refrigerator, generator, extra fuel, etc. Simplicity is always best but overland glamping…

Yeah, I’m with you. There are rules to keep the impact to a minimum and those rules should be followed, but driving across dirt does not do irreparable damage that creates the cause for hangings.

I don’t buy their cost estimates.

Would have been best to pay the $812 for the motor mount installed, then do the rest yourself. You may be a cheap bastard (and I understand), but your buddy has a cool Mini and modern cars require maintenance - those dollars-spent should be expected. Minis aren’t known for their reliability anyway...

Or a two door Jeep!

And those concepts made my list. They should sell:

I teach a Mammal Ejaculation Study Symposium (MESS) at Berkeley - give me a shout.