Politicians Are Attention-Grabbing Whores - film at 11.

I want to see 325lb Earl climb into that thing to get to his welding job.

Been hearing that for a decade - say it long enough and you’ll eventually be right. 

Speaking of monsters, check out this big spider I found in my toilet....

Try wasabi - feels so good...

You are a racist dolt complaining about racism. Nice work. 

I thought ‘Quattroporte’ meant ‘four times the depreciation’ or translated literally ‘four shitter’.

How’d you find out my name for my gentleman’s tool?

$60,000 - reliable, anyone can work on it, can handle extreme heat and cold, will last 300,000 miles, take hunting, take the wife out, then cross country to Alaska. Hotels are just a matter of budget, but sleep in the back if you can’t afford or can’t find...

I wouldn’t kick it off my porch. How’s that?

It tells me I bought a Porsche Taycan EV Turbo!

Viper, blah, blah, blah - here’s what I wanted to see:

Governmental mismanagement is not a rare occurrence. 

Yesterday I was driving past the main doors of a grocery store and the old lady walking out and I made eye contact, and she lightly motioned for me to keep going so I did. A computer could never have processed those little nuances. Maybe some day, but not today.

They can take my buggy whip when they pry it from my cold dead hands.

Now, I could never do insurance fraud (I make good decisions!), but maybe the Aston guy has less of a conscience than I do - find a solid guardrail, leave it in neutral on a hill overlooking PCH, claim it stolen and find a deep dark lake...

Press pic of interior:

Any pro-Trump comments on here will be blasted by commenters with thoughtful, intelligent comments like “Ok, Boomer.” So you see with what you’re dealing...

OK SIMPLETON

You have to be dead before it’s worth anything. So, become an artist now, while you’re alive - drop your job, live in a small apartment/shack while others support you (until they tire of that), lose your friends who don’t want to hang with you anymore because you have no money to do fun things, skip out on all the fun…