Think of them as AMG side skirts from 1987. 

I’m now calling my Suburban the “Ferrari Suburban Turbo Coupe GT” because words don’t mean anything anymore - it’s all about my feelings.

Ironically, your tone implies your the troll, and the name-calling solidifies it.  Yet you use that word on others...

Needs a turbo. Or at least Turbo lettering down the side. 

I’m the last member of the BGTOC - the Bradley GT Owner’s Club. We used to be hundreds strong, but alas, time and the urge to commit suicide has just been too great for many of our members. Well, for all our members. The only reason I’m still alive is because I got help at Bradleys Anonymous and turned my life around,…

If you’re going to be honest about it, it’s more like “No, be realistic” which is what the US Chamber just said as well.

Common in Texas too. The other good hurricane trick is to LEAVE.

I concluded with ACC in my mom’s Lexus that you have to drive it differently. With standard cruise, you work the brake to slow and rarely touch the accelerator; with adaptive, you have to regulate the space in front of you by riding the accelerator when traffic is tight. Works really only on open highways - not dense…

What the fuck is up with ALL of these suggestions?

I’m pretty sure my 1985 z28 is being used for gangland shootings in Honduras.

I support this idea because (a) I love the smell of burning children, and (b) my kids don’t ride the bus.

He was known to be a hardcharger, in a business with a lot of folks who consider themselves hardchargers.

Theft prevention device:

“The Great British Eating Show” with Hammond and Clarkson.

2CV on LSD:

Fuck it - take a hit...

Three actually - I’ll add your grave to the list because your part of the problem.

You know those solar systems were installed before Tesla bought Solar City, right?

Jeep is a good pick. Most people like them when they’re not individualized with bad taste, and certainly everyone recognizes what a Jeep is and appreciates them  

Okay the last one doesn’t really count!