I swear I’m not trying to be a dick; I just love the English language:

Drug test her. If she was on 4-5 Ambien, she’s got some fault here.

So, we have a 70-yr old bus, not made by Porsche, not with a Porsche engine, but with a Porsche badge on the front and a Porsche title. Uh, huh. 

We Texans are formally requesting an exemption from this on-tint-looks-better conversation. It’s fucking hot down here and tint is as mandatory as super cold AC.  

A “Free Jeep” is only free to acquire. Nothing about that POS is going to be free to make it usable. And after spending money and time to make it usable, you’ll still have a rusty POS. The correct answer was “pass, thank you”. 

Population has increased 20% since 1994; disposable income has increased too. More people + more money = more cars. 

High miles, high price, shitty interior, some jackass hoping to make $10k - CP.

SNORT

Serious question. Has GM ever had good quality?

Aaaah, the days before every driver constantly looks down at his hand computer.

What’s the point of having Full Self Driving if I can’t sleep or have sex or get plastered while the car takes me somewhere?

$15 million. Too many rich people want to brag about having this. 

Fuckin A, I’m in. Calling my VCs in the morning. Can’t believe no one has thought of this. It’ll revolutionize the innumerable synergies between the business to personal transportation stratum.  

Pffft, my suburban has tri-zone climate and a pronounceable name. 

Unaffordable version (plaid required):

Crazy girls are the most fun. She looks like a blast!

“Please google stop following me!”

Returning triumphantly in the forth quarter of 2019

Que Bella!

Took the kids last year. Stayed at a hotel in Port-en-Bessin, and we all walked up the cliffs just to get out after dinner, and there to ourselves were the zigzag remnants of the German trenches. So much to see in Normandy and the food rocks - rent a car.