I, too, enjoy giving out my phone number to car dealers and getting multiple calls per week to be told about promotions on cars that are nothing like the car I was originally looking at.

Most don’t. Some do. Almost every time we get a “dealerships suck” story on here some butthurt dealer lackey shows up with a #notalldealerships post to tell us how they got a bad rap for the things they totally actually do but that we just don’t understand or whatever. 

“Dude, your bed is a car.”

he’s been consistently terrible for a while now

This ^ is sooooo 2018. Let’s move on. Shall we??

Sorry, this is the “Motorsports” thread.

Stop trying to make "Fetch" happen. 

Also, no offense to curlers, but the talent pool is much weaker than it is in golf.

It is a bar. There is no reason to have a child in a bar at all, and it’s a gift that this place only limit it at dinner hour or later. Bar patrons (who outnumber Sam) have the right to expect their bar to act like a bar. And I assure you, using the “greater good” method of calculation, society appreciates the rule.…

Or people like me would stop going there and tell people “It used to be fun, but then it got full of noisy bothersome children”.

Eh, there are other places one can go to.

This does not help with the real reason no-one goes to Rays games, which is that Tropicana Field is the ugliest godforsaken excuse for a place to play baseball in the majors. It has the aesthetic charisma of an abandoned convention hall at a third-tier airport. I actively avoid watching games played there, even on tv,…

Hi ‘Owner of Northwest Arkansas Mercedes Dealership’ !! Welcome to Jalopnik!

The car is polarizing enough, thank you.

But then you’d be in a depreciating Corvette instead of a fucking 80's icon.

Don’t get me wrong, I’d LOVE a ZR1.... but if I’m building a garage with stupid monies.... I’m filling with some stupid-ass 70's and 80's mobiles.

Wow, baby got back. I have to go with the classic simplicity of the 288 GTO. But different strokes.

Hey, it’s less than a 1994 Toyota Supra.

[Dealer]: Shit. How much is this gonna cost me?

Steve Martin = I like to do a small gig the night before a big show to knock off the rust and make sure my material is good.