So, let me get my lightskint thoughts in order here. Barack is half black, and half white, yet is considered the first black president—and not one eyelash was batted. He chose to round up, as it were. As is his prerogative.

The fact it was in the Raiders’ favor is all the proof needed it was the proper call.

Really, the best argument against the NFL rigging anything is the simple fact that the NFL is not collectively competent enough to do so.

JHC - The concept of the NFL giving the Raiders a break is so alien to me. It’s never happened before and it didn’t happen this time. The only thing the the NFL wants more than an 0-4 Raider team is a shovel so they can dig up the rotting corpse of Al Davis and screw him one more time.

The Browns were on their own 19 so a failed conversion gives the Raiders the ball in the red zone. I feel like the percentages probably favored punting the ball away to the Raiders side of the field with 1:38 left and an 8 point lead.

Despite what announcers always says, you don’t have to punt on fourth down. You can go for it. And there was probably a 95% chance a qb sneak would be successful in that situation. So don’t blame this on the call, blame it on coaches who refuse to play the percentages because they are afraid of being criticized.

You can see the guy’s white-collar career flash before his eyes the moment he realizes he’s been caught on video screaming racial epithets.  

If I took a DNA test that came back with African DNA i think I’d probably still call myself white. Not because it’s a problem but because what right do I have to claim that heritage? It’s like when white folk find out they’re ‘16% native American’ and proceed to claim that heritage. That person ain’t Native American…

Hollywood at work: Shelter the predators, persecute accusers and victims, everyone else did not know or was not there.

Come on, give her a break.

I get it though. I was like 30 before I could tell the difference between Clark Kent and Superman. Glasses can make you be anyone.

“Nothing can be done,” says only country where this regularly happens.

@MarkBurnettTV called to say that there are NO TAPES of the Apprentice where I used such a terrible and disgusting word

Yup. This is the sort of shit that gives conservatives the stories they need to hurt people in real need, no matter how big a majority of people on assistance actually require the help.

You have to commit fraud on a scale large enough to crash the entire economy to avoid prosecution.  She went too small.  

Jez writers have been trying to make “hating James Corden” a thing forever, despite the fact that 95% of Jez’s readership feels like he’s perfectly genial (not to mention a solid ally). It’s not clear where the animosity comes from but it’s awkward.

Counterpoint: Carpool Karaoke is fun and nice. See: Sir Paul McCartney and Adele episodes, among others.

I know we all love to rip Winston, but I applaud his comments here, and I hope he continues to learn and grow with each mistake. It’d be awesome to watch a 9ft professor play QB.

I have this love/hate relationship with him. One one hand, I love watching triple D and have gone to a few of those places without disappointment. On the other hand, the repetition of his catchphrases and the meme that he has become is so overdone. And, yet, he still isn’t an unwatchable shithead, like Bobby Flay.

LOL... mine does this with a few things, too. Also, if there is a long hair or piece of thread, she MUST try to eat it. I’ve had to pull the occasional one out of her mouth when I catch her. She doesn’t learn. Also: she was a feral in an urban colony in Toronto for her first 15 months of life. You’d think she’d be a…