Let’s not forget that the Beatles were nobodies until Ringo joined up. There are plenty of geniuses who never went anywhere without a nuts and bolts guy to keep it together.

LOL that Buss thinks that the way she destroyed her idiot brother would even be on the radar of the man who built Microsoft into the juggernaut it is today, and became a self-made multi-billionaire while he was at it.

He once set a course record there, with a 61. So this is just a poorly timed regression to the mean.

“Alto tu barco” means “Stop your boat.” Not sure what the issue is with that.

I guess I took a nap and woke up in an alternate universe where there weren’t at least two fouls on that play, one when he comes over the guys arm and two when he gives him the elbow to the chest.

I don’t think Caitlyn has become a mother just because she changed gender. I think she is still a father.

Elite athletes, actors and musicians are paid millions of dollars to entertain us. It is made very clear in advance to everyone involved that in exchange for that massive compensation  they can expect to surrender some amount of privacy. At certain times they will also be expected to subject themselves to invasive…

So you are saying that a routine created by a professional dancer and choreographer was hard for a non-professional to do? Describe me as shocked! Who knew that a professional could make something difficult look easy?!?!?!?

That’s the only thing the people of Toronto won’t buy him.

Who would like the job of calling them three times a day forever? Anyone ?

So you are honestly going to sit at your keyboard and equate taking a child up a sheer thousand foot rock face with driving a child to school. That would be a pretty good example of what behavioral science refers to as denialism, or reality denial. I personally consider that trying to overcome such a stance close to…

Tell that to the survivors and loved ones of the over 30 people that have died climbing El Capitan. Then come back here and tell us what they said.

It’s not like 50 people have been killed on this route, or even 40. In fact only 30 people have been killed making this climb. So I guess taking your pre-pubescent children up there is just fine.

Not sure how the article proves that, since the dude that shuts her down in the video above is Black. Is it because he, as a Black man, chose to shut her down in order to protect White sensibilities? 

You can have Bacon wrapped Sausage. You cannot have Sausage wrapped Bacon. Therefore, Sausage>Bacon.

I don’t understand how “resisting arrest” can be a charge when you are not actually being arrested for some other crime. They harass and detain these guys for no reason, and then the only charge is “Resisting Arrest.” How can resisting arrest be a stand alone charge? Why is this a thing? Anyone?

I don’t want to get into a long-winded discussion about gender identity, but the fact that the dog has a penis (as seen in the belly-rub photo above) would indicate that the dog is *technically* a boy. A very good boy.

Shame on you. Bailey is a good boy. This article is trash. In retaliation, I am going to boycott all of your advertisers for at least one day, maybe more. No to e-bikes, no to Tesla, no to CBD, no to hydrangeas. Better update with an apology, fool!

It doesn’t really work like that. That little guy was so strong, it’s like when you grab it, you don’t have it by the neck, it has you by the arm. Anyway, by the time I was halfway through processing “What the heck, that’s a Monkey,” it was already flying through the air, aimed at my face. After that, it’s just a…

I once got my ass seriously kicked by a 20 lb Spider Monkey. At the time I was a six-foot tall, 160 lb teenager, and I was lean, strong and athletic (no brag.) The monkey took me down by jumping on my head, pulled my hair out, gouged at my eyes, and basically battered me until I managed to throw it off and crawl…