This kind of thing is happening so much more often than before. You are wandering along minding your own business and you get some little scuff or nick you don’t even notice but the next thing you know you are in intensive care with your vital organs shutting down. Or they are chopping off your arms and legs because…

Just so long as he doesn’t take a knee, we’re good to go.

I used to live in the back of beyond, the nearest neighbor almost a mile away. I can tell you that you get over that no locking doors thing after you wake up one morning and find a complete stranger asleep on your couch.

The Sir Paul segment was the best thing I watched on YouTube all month. 

Really, what did James Cordon ever do to anybody? other than land a great job that a hundred other guys were just as qualified for, and somehow become successful at it. Why not just let him do him, and tune in to one of the other 156 channels if you don’t like his act.

Children in general are dangerous and should be approached with caution. I was once almost throttled by two pre-pubescent girls with a jump rope. (I was twelve.)

“He is facing multiple charges including engaging in a drug-trafficking crime while transporting a firearm, possessing a firearm during a drug-trafficking crime.”

Fuck off, Ray Lewis. Fuck the Hall of Fame. It’s okay to help your buddies get away with murder, but don’t you dare take a knee for the anthem or you are out. Fuck off, NFL.

Not talking about it doesn’t change the fact that the Atlanta Falcons betrayed us. And by association the entire City of Atlanta betrayed as well. Thanks to you we have to watch those clips of Brady winning forever. The only saving grace is, who cares about the Falcons anyway.

I’m more concerned about her brother, Erik Prince, having a private army, than I am about Betsy having a private navy.

You know this is going to be terrible. But it will be great, too - in exactly the mass-produced upscale fast food way you expect it to be. More fried chicken options is never a bad thing.

People who don’t grow up around wildlife often don’t get it. Nothing in this woman’s approach took into account that the cat could be up the stairs playing paradiddles on her and her drum in under one second. I was raised in the bush up north, so I was taught that nature can seriously mess you up if you don’t respect…

I think getting close enough to take those pictures is probably one of the things you’re not supposed to do.

Carter’s stat line in 58 games for Sacramento Last season was 17 minutes, 5.4 points, 2.4 rebounds, 1.2 assists, and almost one steal per game (dude still plays defense.) Pretty good numbers for a minimum-salary bench player. Go Vince!

These people have completely lost their minds. None of it means anything. Nobody over the age of twelve could possibly care. This show and the comics it is based on are meaningless drivel with the sole purpose of distracting children.

That might be going a little far. In the videos of him playing piano, you will not mistake him for the second coming of Bill Evans. But you will say, “Yeah, the guy can play.”

He can also play piano, saxophone, clarinet, bass and drums. In Public Enemy he was the one who had some musical ability beyond the Rapping. There are videos of him playing reasonably competent jazz piano on You Tube.

My vote is for Sister Rosetta Tharpe, The inventor of Rock and Roll.

How about one of those Velodrome tracks where they used to race motorcycles-super steep banks, and you have to more or less defy gravity to win.

I think you have to give “Munich” a pass off of this list, since the whole point of the scene was to be unsexy. It may have been clumsily handled, but the scene did have the effect the filmmaker desired.