He couldn’t have gotten the runner coming from third. By the time he picks up the ball, that runner is closer to the plate than he is, moving towards home plate, and not wearing catcher’s gear.

Luke Heimlich: But I’m just a poor boy and nobody loves me.

Wouldn’t be the first gator tazed due to an officer’s inability to handle the situation.

The fact that they have a DH in college baseball makes my blood boil.

EVEN WITH THE BASS ADJUSTMENT I CAN ONLY HEAR LAUREL! WHAT’S WRONG WITH ME!! THERE IS NO WEBMD ASSESSMENT FOR THIS YET!!!

It’s saying Laurel, how is this even a blog post

Bitcoin isn’t real?

Not bad.

Rumors are that he’s shipping up to Boston to play for the Patriots.

In my house, we call that turfuckin’.

Well, you see, the brain just knows and has a way of just shutting it down...

I guess I’m EXTREMELY not sure how you see that as leading with the shoulder. His shoulders are squared behind his head, and the crown of his helmet impacts Adams’s face mask. That’s about as head-hunting as head-hunting gets.

Dom, this is a hit job. Happy Gilmore is a respected journalist who, like our president, both is an award-winning golfer and tells it like it is.

If anything, I’d imagine the portion of the world who’ve played cricket would be at an even greater disadvantage, since all of your instincts would be wrong. There is virtually no chance you can slug a baseball 375 feet with a wooden bat by using a tight-to-your-body, scooping cricket swing, without any instruction on…

More people can dunk.

Actually, this whole thing started with his great great great grandmother. In her youth, she was a fun-loving and genuinely trusting lady. How could she know that No Hands Heinrich would run his fucking mouth to the whole village?

Daniel Stumpf can only be happy, that 98 years ago when his great great grandparents emigrated to the US, the impatient clerk at Ellis Island couldn’t be bothered to fill out the last 5 letters of their surname. They were upset at the time, but it was probably for the best for future generations.

assigned to the Triple-A Albuquerque Isotopes

Less impressive than Chris Bosh’s cameo:

“Some of y’all can count TO TEN?!”