Like some sort of ban?

That’s 2017 for you. You assume the weirdest news you’re going to get out of Brazilian soccer is a convicted murderer being signed to a new contract, and then next thing you know you get some guy trying to test out Ehrlich’s maximum optimal jerk-off theories from Silicon Valley in the locker room shower.

Calling it “stealing” is problematic, considering the crime issues in both Oakland and the South Side of Chicago. I know, because I’m working on a Master’s Degree.

This fucking dipshit is an approved commenter, and I’m not.

I had a thought.

I would pay actual money to see PGA players play putt-putt.

Kenny Lofton is still playing.

just think how long it took the giraffe to swallow his pride!

It’s tough to get anyone in Washington to admit to obstruction these days.

Like...I carry more than that to go to the range, in a wider variety of caliber and type. Just saying.

Now he is free to brag about his catfish toss without threat of prosecution.

In Atlanta they call that ‘the bottom of the first’.

“more than half of us”

Counterpoint: you’re wrong.

I don’t get why everyone’s piling on MantiMeow. It reads to me like he or she is asking what the distribution is on this top 50 list from $45B to $1.8B. In other words, is number 25 on the list closer to $45B or to $1.8B? Seems like a reasonable question to me.

I’m pretty sure he is just saying that the smallest of those foundations still has an endowment in excess of $1.8 billion.

A fighters’ union? In my house, we call that our wedding day.

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

WESTWORLD IS A DOCUMENTARY

Nah, Trump sensed a draft come into the room, so he was dodging it.