If you fuck what’s available, you’ll get laid everyday.

get that weak shit outta here.

“Many people are telling me they agree with my #nuclearoption. Losers clearly don’t support @TeamUSA. Sad!”

Flag does not contain hobbits or Mordor. 0/10.

And Iran

Bahrain in Spain kicks mainly in the brain.

+1 eye of the pyramid

he threatened to call the White House and have them all fired — and made bizarre statements about Al Qaeda

Tre Mason: Man, fuck you guys. Not only am I not holding out, I was actually the first person to show up in St. Louis for training camp this year.

Play the Oscar Pistorious drinking game: every time your loved one goes to the bathroom, take 4 shots.

“I didn’t put it in front of winning, but I think we all have things that we have to do. There has to be a line somewhere, and that’s what ended up happening.”

“Robin is the one who has to fight for us”

Jason Kipnis and Mike Napoli built a shrine between their lockers, complete with travel-sized rum for Jobu... It’s not a coincidence.

I’ll see you in hell, Redford.

But, you won't be holding a bottle that says Bud Light Lime on it.

But not much less.

I know what you’re going through. Stay strong.

Based on his upbeat response to this terrible accident it would be a great story if Imhof can work hard and continue his career, but I’m afraid he’s going to lose focus.