So a dead guy comes back to life once he lands in a city called Phoenix, but somehow Christianity deserves the credit? Bullshit.

This comment is so fucking good.

I remember watching one of the last press conferences Lebron had when he was a senior in high school. (Ha ha. Think about the statement I just typed—how fucking awesome has this guy’s life been?) So a reporter tried to zing him by bringing up the fact that it was a little suspicious a kid “from your background” was…

Gawker’s new owner wearing a Puma shirt:

“I’ve successfully used Puma condoms for years!” - Antonio Cromartie

The moment he enrolls at Miami is good enough for me

Pay attention men: Women do not like it when you send your donger to their cell phone. They end up blocking it every time.

It is clearly some sort of fight club bracket.

Of course it’s bullshit. I don’t see Madison Bumgarner’s name on it.

I agree. But this is the internet, and a Gawker site to boot, so it’s a safe bet at least half of them actually think it’s “Should of”...

I’m pretty sure they were making a joke by getting it wrong intentionally, as happens so often on the internet.

Grammar trolls correcting grammar trolls.

probably a Hitler reference, actually

I’m sorry, Tim. The correct answer is “we’ve got legal bills to pay.”

Go ahead, as long as I’m allowed to cheer on horrible hurricanes that wipe out the inbred morons in the South.

I Zatkoffed my Johnson for like ten minutes when the game ended and now I hate myself for typing this

I’ll have you know that Pitino fucked that whore ON the table - not under it.

This is really the NCAA at its best. Coaches who are not the highest paid state employees; players that wont make a dime from their sport probably ever and probably go to class once in a while. But fuck that. *

“That’s not how you play hide the cigar...”

@Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: That's a classic case of a dorked bat.