Haven’t heard of a Giant going down that fast since I rolled a 20 in AD&D.

I never daydream about playing the bass.

Due to the increase in violence of these threats, the safety of our children is the main concern.

I agree, I think the league made All the Right Moves here.

I will stand for a lot, but I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS. A “g.” OBVIOUSLY.

Stopped reading your comment at “sportsball.”

Too late to edit but I just got some time and did some more research. I’d like to recant my agreement with your assertion because you’re flat out wrong.

Oh God. Go fuck yourself, pal.

Greg Hardy, who was suspended after being accused of violently abusing his then-girlfriend.

We can’t feel too bad for this Argentine soccer fan who, apparently in an effort to see if he really was Superman, lept (fell?) from the top of the stadium’s wire fence.

Said someone 20 years ago and 20 years before that as well (so on and so forth).

3 muffs in the stands? Jeter-esque.

“What’s homo milk? Is this milk from GAY COWS?!” he demands, utterly* seriously, even angrily.

If anybody claimed that a reclining seat would “crush their knees” and “make the flight agony” and “will leave them bruised for days,” I’d roll my eyes so fucking hard because that’s the most histrionic shit I would have ever heard.

I feel like whenever a blog needs to generate action, it can just run an article about tipping servers or reclining airplane seats.

why do Bills fans insist on utilizing their partners’ pants like dead Tauntauns?

You know how it’s barely Week 2 of the NFL season and you’re already sick and fucking tired of DraftKings commercials?

“So here’s some dickhead, wearing a Red Sox cap.”

Well, I’m glad I didn’t take that guy in my survival pool this week.

It’s doctored though; look at all of those fans in the background.