Damn! I thought I was the only one who knew that! Way to steal my thunder!!

I’m just gonna assume that screencap and topic was from him this morning.

So, he means people should stick with their Bourne Identity?

Thanks to pieces like this, I’m beginning to think openly being a sexist, misogynistic pig would garner me less vitriol than trying to convince feminists that I’m not one.

Way to bury the lede. WTF is with Twitter handle “SURVIVE DETROIT 7/30"?!?!? WTF is happening in Detroit on 7/30? Did city counsel approve The Purge? As a resident of SE Michigan, I need to know.

That’s right, Odor pushed Joey...and Joey came back at him. Joey doesn’t get an excuse because he’s stupid enough to keep going at him. Plus, if you were hoping to watch a woman get punched it makes me feel that much better about watching Joey Bats get lit up.

Cross-posted from YouPorn

Mever mind. Just read on imdb that the actress who played her in Jedi is now 83 years old. No amount of makeup can do that. Whatever. She looks exactly the same to me in this one.

How in the everloving hell did they get Mon Mothma to look as young as she was 33 years ago? That was the same actress, right? Damn girl, you aged nicely.

Great story, Aaron. But are you willing to bet your salary this year that it was a UFO and then renege?

You know those warnings on products like “Do not climb into dryer”, “Do not tip vending machine”? You know, the ones that make you say “Who are the idiots that they have to print these for?” After reading most of the replies to this post, I now know the target audience.

“LOL. Who?”

I don’t know much about these games, but that pic totally looks like black Robocop.

When it came down to playing for New England or not playing at all

I thought Marques Slocum already answered this question???

Yes. Yes, it would be. And it is.

So why is San Francisco so dead-set against the existence of these things?

Daffy Duck—back then more of a manic, hyperactive screwball showman than the vain, aggrieved, pompous rival he came to be later

You must be hilarious at parties.