I am a simple minded country girl and do not know what molly is.

I'm waiting on you.

We were supposed to use this article to send each other unspeakably smutty messages.

You invited other people?

That little heartbroken gasp when the turtle pulled back into his shell cracked me the fuck up.

Hott take.

Perhaps you can give her lessons in eloquence.

The screen will be filled with strong jaw lines.

I think it's Univision. Has to be Univision.

Is the AV Club becoming Cute Overload 2.0?

Seriously?

Kanye knows he's an asshole and owns up to being an asshole. Taylor is still trying to play like she's some sort of victimized underdog and it's gotten old.

I bet he has some really interesting thoughts on sexual assault in the military too.

I think the reason is pretty obvious.

So why do women not wear the short shorts?

The difference between men's and women's gymnastics uniforms is striking.

Will Lex Luthor's sister be working for a rival magazine?

And Black Widow / Hulk is?

It's like Twilight.

Should've kissed Black Widow. That's a way better pairing.