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The worst part is that even with no other Republicans ready to step in at the moment, trump could be executed for treason the day prior to election day, and whoever they puked up to run as the Republican would get enough votes to make it close.

Better the government's fist in the church than a uterus.

If theyd just bend the knee, president targaryen wont have to burn them all.

Not that I really care, but wtf are you arguing? 

No, it’s how they get Gilead. I get Gilead by this going to the supreme court and still being under the court’s jurisdiction.

I've been saying this since 2003. It was inevitable once the liberals banned the internal combustion cell phone. 

Ya got me. There are no red states. 

These are basically the words i left on her answering machine today.

She was unlikable and was sloppy with her IT best practices, like 100% of the other grandma’s out there.

Im with it. Let the red states form their own utopia and just leave the rest of us alone. That'd be nice.

I can't wait to have the EU tell us to fuck off when we invoke article 5 after Iran returns fire and trump uses it as the reason to leave NATO.

I didnt know Lindsey and Sen. Durbin were friends. The more you know...

Lithium for batteries.

Let’s remind these chumps that “Crooked Hillary” was able to testify for 11 hours on live tv without falling into a perjury trap. I’m sure Donj can do the same.

Like everything else, hes doing it either to bolster his pockets or conservapedia page highlights.

This is because George Soros pays the medical bills for Antifa so that they can stay alive to vote Democrat. If it weren’t for that the rural real Americans would have proper healthcare. Trump 2020 will fix that.

When does this second amendment thingy come into play?

The real tragedy here is that Moore didnt quit his day job to pursue comedy. 

Republicans opining on respecting the rule of law would be like Republicans opining on the teachings of the bible.

If trump had half the sack of crooked Hillary, he’d go before the investigative committee and testify on live TV for 11 hours. Surely if he was open and honest he could be cleared through his testimony alone. He could just release any documents showing his innocence, and we could all get back to investigating Benghazi