Hey now, dont get Ol Gymbo all hot and bothered. He and Linds may catch the vapors.

Yeah just wait and see how much of a liability it is if Buttigieg gets the nomination.

What do you think Trump’s lame duck period looks like? I doubt theres another peaceful transfer of power, but let’s pretend there is.

Have either of these fine gentlemen considered fucking themselves? Because I’d like it if they both went about fucking themselves.

I maintain that he is the last elected president. He will die in office and congress will argue that don jr is the rightful heir.

Ooooooooh theres a tisk-tisk with this administration's name all over it.

Iimmigrants should come over legally, like the DeSantis clan did, all those years ago on the Mayflower. 

If you had a glass belly button, you could see what everyone else was up to.

File this under No Shit.

Theyll tell you they earned their government handout. But you kids (or immigrants, or blacks, or whatever) dont want to work like they misremember working, so you dont deserve it.

I cant wait for trump to die during his 3rd term and a nonzero number of people state that donj is the rightful heir.

They’ve been building the strawman for decades, so when the right turd came along they can use the things they accuse the strawman of doing as an excuse to do the thing they want to do. Who knows what the fuck that is.

Also not pictured: Ann Coulter, hazard. 

See also: White People 

Here we see a picture of the president and his mouthpiece, donald trump. 

When did that start?

Id hire her for the dark side of a gloryhole. Otherwise, she can fuck off.

Yeach, who the fuck came up with E Pluribus Unum anyway? Some bleeding heart liberal pussy, I bet.

Im with you, chief. 

No electoral votes went to the president in ‘16 from my state, but the Republican votes counted toward something I guess.