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FlaxenhairedCantaloupe
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No, I’m not talking about state terror. I’m talking about pitchforks and torches rolling up and making an example of someone.

Strength in numbers, chief. I get the fear of starvation for me and my kid to keep me in line. Maybe if they feared something we’d be on equal footing.

What if once a month, we trotted out some aristocratic asshole and threw him in the guillotine in a public square for some transgression or another? I bet we'd start to see some voluntary minimum wage hikes and maybe some time off. If the asshole funding these assholes start getting scared of the consequences, they

Pictured: the people who think Omar needs to resign. 

“I can’t see them, therefore they’re not real”

This asshole waited until days before the Democrats took over the house to make this a thing. The Republicans could have given him his wall at any time before that and didnt. They even agreed to a spending bill that funded the government and didn’t include the wall. Shutdowns (that, yes, hurt people) dont have to be

If they just give up the money no one gets hurt. It's 100% the Democrats' fault if Trump has to hurt someone because he didnt get his money.

This is how trump picks his nose.

I think black people ought to do something similar. Whiteface isnt insulting enough to the peckerwoods to hurt. Maybe they start doing "pink dick" where they stick a pencil eraser through their fly.

I see this thrown around a lot, and I have to ask...

The clitoris has 8000 nerve endings, and is no where near as sensitive as an aggrieved white man online.

I bet all she'd have to do is take one look and she'd be all over you, bro. The specimen you'd present would probably be enough to make her want to fix you a sammich.

Yes, we should acknowledge both sides here: the ones who oppose beating and attempting to lynch a black guy while yelling MAGAisms, and the side that’s ok with it. The writer of the article has done a poor job of painting the economically anxious gentlemen doing the beating in a positive light.

The immigration thing blew up in his face and the folks behind the scenes know he needs something. The abortion thing from yesterday gives him just enough “truth” to attack something else the morons will follow. Expect to hear a number of crises arising and the idea of overturning roe via executive order or emergency

I read this a half dozen times.

Good work, numbnuts. You went for the guy who couldn’t form a complete sentence rather than the woman who testified in front of people who hate her guts for 11 hours and managed not to purjer herself.

I wish Meghan McCain was more like her father. 

Oh, they’re remarkable, are they? Drink up, fucker.

No, stupid is shutting down the government for a sum that isnt going to cover the ensuing lawsuits to build oneself a monument.

Stay tuned for when President Winfrey declares a climate emergency and bans fossil fuels.