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Now that would be uncivil.

She’s by far my favorite press secretary ever. The way she hides little nuggets of truth in all her briefings and interviews is so entertaining. It’s like a game. Shes like a game.

Are we saying that to mushroom cock or just reserving the tisk-tisks for the adults who should know better?

Yes.

I'd shit if Ginsberg turned to him during a debate and said "what do you think, Bluto?"

Now that his real advisers have turned on him, I look forward to President Fishcake folding like a trump suit on withdrawing the troops and Mt Trumpmore later today.

Thats harsh. Try to see these things from her points of view, man.

It’s a shame this woman didn’t forcibly fuck the statue while it was drunk so we could throw the case out.

Dollars to dildos this guy proudly calls himself prolife.

Any Republicans wanna tell me when the second amendment kicks in? Asking for a friend

Kirstjen can go fjuck herself.

Per his last statement, who the fuck thought trump would bring people together?

He really does make the cuntiest mad face ever.

Hey, trump disputed those allegations. He’s not an orangutan, and ethnically speaking, hes 100% white.

Eh, this guy could be a supreme court justice. We wouldn't want to harm his character in any way.

Look here, see, I just told my guy that this other guy was a problem and if an accident happened it would be unfortunate. I didnt think anything illegal would happen.”

“Conservative Gays Need To Shut The Fuck Up”

One time a cop unloaded his pistol into the back of an unarmed black teenager. I tried to apply your logic to this situation but was told that blue lives matter and to shut my piehole.

Trump is putting a gun to poor peoples’ heads and says he wont shoot in exchange for us building Mt Trumpmore, and you’re blaming Democrats, who dont have a majority-anything until January. K.

The people who would vote for these shitcakes agree with not letting minorities vote. In fact, as long as a Republican proposed it, theyd be fine with not letting anyone vote ever.