The best part about this story is it will be used by a guy who will be on trial for treason as a reason shes not qualified to be president.

Brut, brilcreme, and an obvious hint of fart.

Now you're thinking like a trumper

Given the proclivities of these chuds, I’m shocked it isnt “expert in oral sex, 17"

The joke is somehow less gross than reality. 

Lindsay Graham got buttfucked for your sins

I can do fake news, too!

It will outrage the already outraged and excite the already excited. Trump could literally and explicitly order the wholesale slaughter of every man, woman, and child at the border and I'm not sure it would move the needle that much. What consequence do you foresee befalling these actions? 

Remember that time she said she was gonna build a wall and Mexico was gonna pay for it? What a dumbass, huh?

The Republicans will always have a bottom as long as Lindsey Graham is relevant. 

Everyday, Lindsey Graham proves that Republicans do in fact have a bottom.

Big thanks to Justice Blutarsky for weighing in on this one.

Onion rings are tough. Id not trust this shitbird for them any more than I do regarding constitutional law.

Way more likely that we change the face to trumps bloated mug, and the torch to a giant middle finger.

They’d call him a Muslim terrorist who needs to accept christ into his life.

So they’re full of shit? Fancy that...

Incredible how the marketplace-of-ideas folks want as few people in that marketplace as possible.

I honestly think the only person that beats trump in 2020 is someone adept in the art of the dozens. We can talk policy and all that all we want. Until someone belittles trump in public in language his dumbass followers actually understand, they’ll just go on thinking this is what a strongman looks like.

Tump will pardon this mother fucker if things look too bad for Republicans in the next week. It will actually drive Republican turnout.

Are Republicans still the party of personal responsibility?