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He has every right to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

If Eric Trump had followed his true calling of being Macauley Culkin’s stunt double, he could have contributed something to society.

Oh my. The bot is learning! Theres hope for AI afterall

We should nominate George Soros for president to trigger the conservatards.

Bigly, amirite? 

Theyd follow a person named Satan M Lucifer to the gates of hell if he played up Christian persecution and fed them enough pretend religious platitudes. 

When they figure it out, Jim Acosta had better get his affairs in order.

Get ready for 40 years of this fuckin guy.

This is what beta cucks think an alpha looks like.

Pretend persecution is all they have. If not for manufactured outrage over faux oppression, they wouldn't be able to get their numbnuts base out to vote against the boogeymen keeping them from the lavish life of riches they're owed. 

Good thing ol Grabembythepussy was able to determine the credible from the others for the FBI. 

What's the problem? They asked all three involved and its 2 to 1 that shes lying. Besides, most participants enjoy gangrape. The minority shouldnt be so whiney.

How long before trump explicitly mentions overturning Roe v Wade at a rally just to feel the rush of a room full of assholes simultaneously orgasming?

I can't wait to hear the apologies to Hillary Clinton from all the "innocent until proven guilty" folks crying about kavanaugh's poor feefees.

Whew, finally a voice for the oppressed.

Fucking philly fans. Snowballs at Santa, now this?

I, for one, welcome Judge Flounder and look forward to his calm, measured, totally nonpartisan rulings.

I can’t judge. I fully plan on openly mocking him during his funeral.

Ysh there's a load somewhere, that's for sure.

Is this yankee doodle dipshit campaigning to be the new princess toadstool?