Kudos to you, David, for reminding the class WHY Sessions recused himself. Far too many outlets leave that out when talking about it.

Fuck off, Steve. Happy labor day!

Id check the basements of any pizza shops in the area of these detention centers.

May this gif never go unstarred.

Is punching the fuck out of both candidates on the ballot? I vote for punching the fuck out of the nazis.

Fake news, obviously. Real news would point out how many people didn't die yet. Check mate, liberals.

Hey, Ron. How’d your dago? I’ll bet it was a wopper.

For God and country, my friend.

Is Mike Pence Ace or Gary?

As much as I’d love it for Chuck Schumer to walk in the day after the election with a smirk and a swagger and punch trump in the throat, I doubt it's actually gonna happen.

I gotta applaud Arpaio here. I mean, how long has he been fellating trump without complaining about knee, neck, or jaw pain? 

It’s not only real, its 90+% of their collective identity. Conservative talk radio has had these flustercucks as the victim in their own productions for over 30 years now. After a certain point they believed it, internalized it, and now truly feel victimized by pretty much everything that doesn't tell them how great…

Not that this is a revelation by any stretch, but it does further demonstrate that the president is a pretty cunt.

Im starting a GoFundMe to open a guillotine factory. 

About 140 characters after he says it's happening here.

Why does she always make a face like shes Vigo the Carpathian?

So abolishing ICE means the Nazis dont get deported? Ok...

*farts*

Yeah I dont care enough to look through your comment history, dipshit. #BeBest, buddy.

This is my favorite. We have a president who is thiiiiiiis close to hatefucking a reporter to death on TV, and not a word. But a girl from Brooklyn who won a primary is a threat to the republic.