What the mainstream media wont tell you is that this is the meeting where all the illegals get the names of dead white people to give to the folks running the midterm elections. Like 2016, the plan is to run up the score with illegals in solidly Democrat areas because that’s what a mastermind would do.

Aw, buck up, Lar. Look on the bright side, you only have like a thousand years of this shit left.

It's true, your honor. This man has no dick.

If I'm spending a hundred million on a blowjob I want to be on the receiving end.

Jason wants to be hardcore but his dad wont let him.

Of course SHS knows Trump says the n-word. It's the only way he can get Kellyanne Conway to cum.

At this point, what good is the n-word tape? It’s not shocking to anyone who already hates his guts, and it will only energize his base in time for the midterms.

What are the nazis full of in your neighborhood? 

Cops don’t arrest coworkers, even if they’re off duty.

So the Broward county police are saying that its too adversarial in an NFL stadium, and they’ll have to wait outside until the ruckus has subsided before they’ll go in.

I’d pay good money to hear trump try to recite the pledge of allegiance without help.

They should let them in their restaurants, pass out brass knuckles to the waitstaff, and recreate my favorite scene from "A Bronx Tale".

I’d love it if 15,000 rabbis showed up just to show them how wrong these khakied fucks were at the last one.

What an amazing turn of events. The guy too racist to be a federal judge in the fucking 80's has no problem with (white) hate groups.

The GOP is thiiiiiiiiis close to unvailing their most honest campaign slogan in time for the midterms. It’s also a Junior Mafia song. I'll let you guys figure out which one. 

They’re not conflating the issues. They just cannot say publicly that black people are too uppity and need to head back to the back of the bus where they belong. So "disrespecting the troops" has fuckall to do with the troops and they all know it, even if they wont admit it to themselves.

The NRA not being able to sell fear to conservatives is worse than trump not being able to sell football, liquor, and gambling to Americans.

I’d love to think this would serve as a shining example of Pence’s hypocrisy, the pessimist in me thinks that this will just resort in the right saying they told us so and trump is 100% Clinton’s fault.

So think like someone with a recent head injury. Got it.