To me, this feels like a horribly executed attempt at being inclusionary. The CD on this project obviously just doesn’t “get it.”

There are really obvious situations with terrible people like Harley Barber, and then there’s this. They just got caught singing the actual lyrics to a popular Lil Dicky song, and I don’t think they need to get crucified for it.

I bought this 2005 G35 coupe back in 2008 with a clean CARFAX for a seemingly incredible deal...

Yeah, I think you clearly won this won, Kristen.

I sometimes wipe boogers on the underside of my carpet if it’s too sticky or too embarrassing to flick

Removed my front license plate, kept the plate mount, and put a banana sticker on it. Woops.

Ain’t nothin wrong with an umami bomb

I’d whip it.

You sound bitter.

People are willing to give free advertising to a car dealership, because they’re convinced that anyone who sees it will think it’s a new car. I also feel like this happens way too often in LA.

Sounds like there’s a better guy out there for her.

5 series

I’m sure it’ll change on the production model, but the exhaust looks like garbage. Sorry.

Are we just going to ignore the fact that he corrected himself after he heard himself say it a second time? He definitely switched to, “dance for me, sir,” and I think that matters in this context.

Are you roughly 50 years old?

I took a picture of a bulldog at a red light one time, and then got pulled over as soon as it went green.

I actually just got back from Mexico City, and I can actually confirm that it’s one of the coolest cities I’ve ever been to. I’ve never experienced such world class food, sights, and accommodations for the price we payed. If I had a good enough reason to move there, I’d do it in a heartbeat. It’s that nice.

Pretty much this fucking Cavalier

Didn’t have my car for about a month when I was in college, so an old friend regularly let me borrow his 86' 325i so I could drive the 10 miles to visit the girl I was dating then. Definitely a clutch move on his part, but he ended up being kind of a junk friend in the end, so I don’t really know how to feel about it.…

Another one was on the 10E in LA, when some guy in a FUCKING MALIBU tries to race me. I didn’t let him pass me, and he made the mistake of stepping on it right in front of a CHP officer that I saw merge closer to the lanes near us. Cop got right behind him, and even made him sweat for a minute before finally turning…