“Satisfying” might be the wrong word to describe this one, but I was driving on this two lane road in Santa Cruz when this dude in a Honda Accord (it’s always a fucking accord) comes ZOOMING from behind me to try to pass. I’m going at a pretty decent clip, and he thinks he has enough room to pass, but gets caught by…

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When my ex referred to the GTAIV release as “that new vice city game.”

For a few seconds before I realized what was going on, I thought the still frame was a video, and thatPaul was so sick that he literally couldn’t move. Like damn, that boy is sick!

My old 2009 335i ate through several sets of injectors, HPFPs, one LPFP, two turbos, a full transmission, a coolant leak, and a big ol’ walnut blast over the course of the 3 years I had it. That said, when it was fully tuned and everything worked right, the car was nothing but smiles for me. Would I do it again? I…