Jesus, what a potato head—Took him all year to get back to being the #2 WR, for the Cards...and now he’s pissed it all away—in a contract year. Have fun playing, for the 49ers, next year, at 40% of your current pay. At least he saved himself from a $40 Uber bill.

Which, it turns out, is a legit fear in Kansas City, at least:

Per Urban Dictionary: “Koolophophobia