Man, these stories raise my hackles. They’re so familiar, they’re tnetennba.

This post is informative. Redskins fans suck as much as the team does. No duh.

So what? Black people can’t root for Sergio Aguero, now?

This guy’s carrying on worse than I was watching Jets’ Richard Todd acting like Dolphins’ AJ Duhe was on his team. And I was 12 years old. (I’m a Steelers fan ever since.)

What is this guy? commenting from a hospital Gurney?

Hot, tap booze. ;)

Can I use YOUR internets today?

‘dare you! Talking ‘bout my dinky Colosseum!

Tomlin wasn’t surprised.

Can I please use your Internets today?

Does this all mean the equipment manager dudes can still fuck with Brady’s balls before games?

You should see these winners define “trap queen”.

LOL!!!

I heard he wants everyone in the country to tell him what we think of him on his dental office’s as-yet-still-up Yelp page.

Until she gets a Kolsh in her...

How you gonna use a Moss gif for this nefarious flame? Pee Wee Herman woulda been waaaaaaaay better.

you forgot 1st half of the following:

Watch some of the China match (& commentary thereon), not starting Abby was clearly the thing to do going forward. Pardon the pun.

This goal, then the 93:24 minute of the 2012 EPL season are two of the finest moments in sports/human history during my lifetime. Yes, as a yank, I include the Miracle on Ice, but not much else.

What was that? Police Academy 3?