Hot, tap booze. ;)

Can I use YOUR internets today?

‘dare you! Talking ‘bout my dinky Colosseum!

Tomlin wasn’t surprised.

Can I please use your Internets today?

Does this all mean the equipment manager dudes can still fuck with Brady’s balls before games?

You should see these winners define “trap queen”.

I heard he wants everyone in the country to tell him what we think of him on his dental office’s as-yet-still-up Yelp page.

Until she gets a Kolsh in her...

How you gonna use a Moss gif for this nefarious flame? Pee Wee Herman woulda been waaaaaaaay better.

you forgot 1st half of the following:

Watch some of the China match (& commentary thereon), not starting Abby was clearly the thing to do going forward. Pardon the pun.

This goal, then the 93:24 minute of the 2012 EPL season are two of the finest moments in sports/human history during my lifetime. Yes, as a yank, I include the Miracle on Ice, but not much else.

What was that? Police Academy 3?

Second bro looked good on the diving board. But it all went downhill from there.

C’man admit it. You ONLY reported this for the comment section, right? You knew they’d be richer than what Christie had for 3rd breakfast today.

Can I sell what you’re smokin? SK had ANY speed? I’ve seen SK dunk once-if you count the back of his fingers grazing the rim on a layup. Etc.

Excellent article about JR Smith a/k/a Mr. Nooo-yeah Whew! There comes a time you’ve had enough of that shit though. Ask a Knicks fan.

I love Balantine’s Whiskey as much as any 12 year old highland single malt. Just saying. It may be across all boards.

@ 0:42 “It’s Philly...” says it all.