Man. I wish they were women or I was gay. The cheapest dates ever! Could you imaging their reaction to Gray's Papaya!?!?!?

Hey man. You can laugh if you want to. Easter is JUST around the corner. And he's going to be the best damn Easter Bunny out there.

During the clapping portion the PA announcer was soooo on point: "personal foul. Hands to the face..." Almost priceless.

That actually was an innocent kick to the head. I was pissed that Cortois came out in about the 17th minute. Fantasy soccer pissed.

Damn sure didn't see the light of day this weekend vs. City. I want a look at De Jong, too. I miss Nigel.

When that itch on your scrotum is from an ingrown hair from a failed shaving experiment and NOT from a ride on the N train.

Aw, you f&#ked me right up.