This band looks and sounds like the bastard love child of The Partridge Family and Journey.

Don't worry, soon global warming will melt all the ice, and then we'll have plenty of water! Problem solved!

Aeroplan used to be good, but the last time I used air miles to buy a ticket, they only paid for the "airline fare" portion of the ticket and made me pay the taxes, which are more than half the cost of the ticket! So, basically, with one change, they have cut the value of their miles in half! Still, we did use…

The real problem with your new site is a focus on form rather than function: it looks great, but in terms of satisfying the needs of the users, it is a total dud. People read Gawker for two main reasons: 1) To get something "new", which means a quick fix from the latest story, and 2) To be a part of a community with…

I think the biggest challenges in life arise from a mismatch between nature and nurture. I think people are born the way they are, but everyone is born different, so when a parent starts pushing "their" wants and desires on the kids, the outcome is really determined by whether the kid was born the same way as the…

As much as I love these films, when they were released they were considered — and were in comparison to other films of the day — big budget B movies. That doesn't mean that they are not excellent films, but they are what they are. Now, sadly, Hollywood only makes big budget B films — and it's not even making them very…

Sarah Palin?

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Nope, they all ripped of Neil Gaiman's The Books of Magic — just like Rowling :)

I'm surprised he didn't fly his car upsidedown over the truck and take a picture.

Last I heard they were selling more drinks in the terminals. Now dancing flight attendants?! Dress up the pilots like Elvis, and throw in a few one-armed bandits, and soon every flight will be like a trip to the Vegas Strip!

Time travelers. Think about it. Time. Travelers.

Ozzy needs to let O'Donnell use Crazy Train as her campaign song:

Jacked into a pair of cyberspec goggles, the cops brain suddenly lit up with the whirl and hum of the delicate spidercraft predator. "It looks so close!" he first wondered to himself, then, "uh oh."

I think what you are describing is more a symptom of not being able to make a decision. People who make decisions easily just put down the first best thing they can think of and move on, while those that can not make a decision end up constantly tweaking their work until they finally just give up. The former do well…

I think it just means this is the brand Satan uses in the second circle of hell.

I think it was one of Jung's observations that people fantasize about the objects around them having magical powers, and so the elephants of yore are today's Camaro.

I think somewhere in that equation lies the secret code for HTML strikethrough!

Sushi!