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Nope, they all ripped of Neil Gaiman's The Books of Magic — just like Rowling :)

I'm surprised he didn't fly his car upsidedown over the truck and take a picture.

Last I heard they were selling more drinks in the terminals. Now dancing flight attendants?! Dress up the pilots like Elvis, and throw in a few one-armed bandits, and soon every flight will be like a trip to the Vegas Strip!

Time travelers. Think about it. Time. Travelers.

Ozzy needs to let O'Donnell use Crazy Train as her campaign song:

Jacked into a pair of cyberspec goggles, the cops brain suddenly lit up with the whirl and hum of the delicate spidercraft predator. "It looks so close!" he first wondered to himself, then, "uh oh."

I think what you are describing is more a symptom of not being able to make a decision. People who make decisions easily just put down the first best thing they can think of and move on, while those that can not make a decision end up constantly tweaking their work until they finally just give up. The former do well…

I think it just means this is the brand Satan uses in the second circle of hell.

I think it was one of Jung's observations that people fantasize about the objects around them having magical powers, and so the elephants of yore are today's Camaro.

I think somewhere in that equation lies the secret code for HTML strikethrough!

Sushi!