Am I the only one who thinks this is Leo Decaprio?

Photoshop contest?

What a rod.

yeezus christ! That is disgusting. I cant tell you the lengths i will go through just to get it off my fingers without getting it on anything else. Its like i'm handling nitro glycern

My high school algebra teacher came up with a theory he called "The Pizza Syndrome". When pizza was created it was simply bread with olive oil on it. Once it hit the shores of America we put every damn thing you can think of on it. We always overdo EVERYTHING! Your opening to this column reminded me of that.

"Good, babe?"

What a bunch of losers.

He cries windshield washer fluid.

"Mission accomplished, 'Merica!"

Cleveland Indians game a couple years ago: the 1st base umpire kept on blowing calls. It was a hot afternoon and in between innings the umpire would remove his sweaty ball cap, smell it and then put it back on. After seeing this for the 5th time, my brother yelled "HEY BLUE! SMELL YOUR HAT AGAIN! IT STINKS!! JUST LIKE…

"Fallen on a highway"?? What the fuck does that mean?

HENDERSON!

Rob Ford's fall from grace continues.

Sherman is a bitch, Crabtree is a bitch. Battle of the prima donnas. D Thomas will scorch him in 2 weeks

"Just getting in a quick 9 before my lobotomy."