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Aziz Ansari’s Master of None, a show that no one remembered”

To be fair...a lot of people appreciated Master of None when it originally aired (including Asian Americans & non-white LGBTQ+ folks). Even the episode with the deaf cast was a standout....I was thinking about that episode the other day.

Assuming anyone involved in the Trump edition of Apprentice is involved, then hell no. Those motherfuckers should be dropped into the deepest pit. Try them for crimes against humanity and then lock them inside a heavily used porta potty and shoot them into the Mariana Trench. At least one of these dickheads has access

This is a stretch. Even for Joan. Jesus. 

Sigh... I really miss the writers who’ve left Jezebel.

I don’t get it. I find him to be a distraction in every skit he’s in (and not in a good way).  He’s a one trick pony and the trick is annoying as shit.

I miss Julio Torres. 

I don’t understand why Jezebel can’t evolve and stop picking people apart with mental and addiction issues. I know this site is known for snark, but this isn’t funny or cute and people are more sensitive to these issues than 10 years ago. Also, there is nothing wrong with a multi generational household. I feel like

Christ, leave him the fuck alone already.

Lament how Britney Spears was treated, then pick pick pick away at Pete Davidson?

I’m sorry if it hurt or offended you.

Because they have a 5 month old and people can count..

I think this is fair. But perhaps also fair to ask Hillary to stop thirst posting photos of her kids? The kids are getting no say in this.

First - This is one of the best pieces I’ve read on Jez in a long while. Content like this is what keeps me coming back. Thank you.

I’m most upset by the fact that they left the dog alone in the house to freeze.

“Your Diet Coke, sir”

Anyone traveling internationally during a pandemic has questionable decision-making skills, not to mention morals. A politician who does so is a fool, hence why politicians around the world have been punished for it in the last year.

The fact that his advice to the state was to hunker stay at home while he did the opposite doesn’t matter to you? Why not celebrate hypocrisy!

You know, I spent that whole Gorilla Glue nightmare just waiting for the stories to end. This story is the opposite of that. Please keep writing about the shitty lives and choices of Ted and Heidi forever.

Maybe I’m being extra sensitive, but the lead photo here is really disturbing to me and giving me some PTSD vibes. I think I’m going to have to avoid Jez for a while here.