Oh no! I’m sorry to hear about your ex-boyfriend. That is terribly sad.

I feel like there are so many wasted opportunities when it comes to scattering ashes. Why go for a boring old boat or in a field when you can force people to obey your final whim? My goal has always been to insist that my sister scatter mine on the top of Mt. Kilimanjaro. She is horribly out of shape, hates traveling,…

Agree. Also hate when two toddlers are playing together and the parents say things like “what a cute couple they’ll make.” Ew.

hatback asstrick is how I read that. Still apt.

So maybe Jezebel can stop cramming her down our throats now that she’s been shown to be a bigot. The “La’Porscha is our one true queen” and “La’Porscha should be the clear winner” posts have been nauseating.

so clever!!

That’s awesome!

way to sleuth it out!!

I kept trying to think of a funny way to use “bleph” but you did it best!

It’s hard to say...they don’t give any info on the company on that page so I’m not 100% sure..? This is the official site for Child http://www.childperfume.com/

I wore “Child” for years. I call it my elevator perfume because every time I wore it and rode an elevator I would get raving compliments. It is small-batch made by hand and something like one million flowers gave their lives per bottle. at the time you could only get it from Fred Segal. I still love it but can’t…

whoa! Did not even know that was an option! Thanks :)

I know I’m late to the party since I’ve been avoiding all media today but why are there suddenly HUGE photos and links to articles across the top of the Gawker site? Wasn’t it enough to have five rotating photos and links on the left to other articles? Are the three across the top more important than the five on the…

I used to work for a very famous PR firm in Hollywood. We would set up private screenings for journalists to see the movies in order to write their reviews. I would have to go to these screenings every night.

Is anyone else a primary caregiver of an elderly or sick relative? I feel like I’m going to lose my freakin mind sometimes and I just felt like writing. My birthday was this week (St. Patrick’s Day) and I was feeling pretty sorry for myself. My husband is out of town and I’m taking care of my mother-in-law. She is in…

We had bluebirds, nuthatches, baby squirrels, robins, mourning doves, chipmunks and a field of wild violets that sprang up overnight!

I love them too. A squirrel mama just had her babies in one of our trees and I am absolutely obsessed with the whole family. My husband makes fun of me because (speaking of Joe Francis) I want to pitch a reality show called “Squirrels Gone Wild.”

I don’t recall reading the emails back in 2014, so I just made the mistake of reading a smattering of them now. Good God. One email had something like 20 attachments and was sent to 90 people!

My absolute favorite... “Under Pressure” David Bowie & Freddie Mercury. Goosebumps.

my guess is because Charlize won an Oscar for the movie “Monster...?” So the tabs are being punny!