My favorite part of the interview is how much Miyamoto was like “Aw man the OG Zelda that shit is still my jam” but Eiji Aonuma just goes “Fuck no that shit is old af”

So basically enjoy it then forget it or should I forget and enjoy?

In the immortal words of Marge Simpson: “aim low kids... aim so low no one will notice if you fail”

Libya under Gadaffi had universal healthcare, free public higher education, and opportunities for women that were unmatched in much of the rest of the Arab world.

This is what happens when your only two categories are “violent Islamic extremist terrorist” and “perfectly swell white guy”

Speaking of Fox News, look at this shit::

Yo, I’m always psyched about new cars to buy in Rocket League, but the thought of my kid using his HotWheels tracks to launch his cars directly into our flatscreen just sent shivers down my spine.

It makes my dick invert itself, flee inside my body and scream insults in an entertaining combo of English and Yiddish before casting a curse upon you and your entire line - born and unborn?

This article is why I will NEVER play a mobile game unless it’s complete for a single price. Also why I stay away from most of the free to play games. Going after a personality defect to make money is the darkside of gaming (that term gaming includes gambling). Right now there is some person who has done this but…

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Wish I could drop 1k on anything of non-importance.

Jared Kushner’s daddy bribed his son into Harvard. Methinks something similar occurred with Papa Goldenhair in law.

I think to Cosplay Faye, you need to exhibit the attitude. It’s not about the look, it’s the sass that comes with it. Look like you don’t give a fuck.

Sk8land is way better than 5. Though there are many other tony hawk games that are better than 5 too.

Jumped into FE Heroes having never played a Fire Emblem game before, mainly because I saw a pic of Camilla. Rerolled until I got a 5* Camilla (along with a 5* Lyn as a bonus!)

First race I saw in person was at 95 speedway in Maine, then I moved to Georgia and discovered dirt track racing. These types of racing are alive and well in any area with a high gear head community.

The now Governor of VT is a veteran of the track. He won the 1996 and 1998 Late Model Series championships and the 1997 and 1999 Milk Bowls. Pretty cool.

New York City: surrounded by New York State and New Jersey