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I bought the Always Pan during a Black Friday sale and I’m embarrassed to say I only just looked up the reviews—on Reddit, not on the Always Pan site, which apparently deletes bad reviews. TONS of people said their pan lost its coating after just a few weeks, even with very delicate use. And even thought the

I bought the Always Pan during a Black Friday sale and I’m embarrassed to say I only just looked up the reviews—on

It took an embarrassingly long time for me to process that people on TV/in magazines have such good looking hair because SOMEONE IS DOING THEIR HAIR. Right up to the second the picture was snapped! Then I felt better.

This new school is 15 miles away from the Kushner house—a 45 minute drive one-way WITHOUT traffic—likely an hour-plus twice a day in DC/Maryland’s rush hour. They’re really going to subject their little kids to that every day for in-person classes? Or will they get secret service limos with a police escort to clear

I knew I’d seen this on Twitter last week!

Melania and Barron’s “private quarters” are ten miles away in Potomac, Maryland, where both of them live with her parents (and where Barron attends school). Melania helicopters in and out when she is needed for any official function. The entire White House Press Corps knows about this and it’s incredibly galling that

In her mind she’s campaigning for the Presidency. For herself. These forays will find their ways into speeches down the line (if she doesn’t end up in jail, which she should).

My neighbor his a firefighter, a first responder, and he maintains that the whole thing is a hoax. I just don’t get it (or him).

I’m 60 too and I recently made the mistake of looking downward into a mirror set flat on a table. DO NOT DO THIS.

You are awesome and so is your dress.

If you sub chocolate wafers i this cake you will not have the little flavor explosions of the chocolate chips which are half the beauty. Or maybe like a quarter of the beauty, but still a substantial part. Of the beauty.

My daughter made me that mocha ice box cake for my birthday and it delicious and looked like it came from a fucking fancy bakery. She used the gluten free Tates because she has celiac. It is rare to be able to have a gluten free cake that looks and tastes as fantastic as this thing does. Highly recommend.

I thought he’d already been dead for years.

I am sorry this happened to you and I am proud of you for getting out. I know from personal experience that it’s something you still have to handle every day. Not easy. Stay strong. You are awesome.

I swam with those Bahamas pigs before they swam with those pigs, and those pigs were awesome. But then the Bachelor made pigswimming really popular and the assholes showed up and fed the pigs bad food and killed them. Thanks, Bachelor.

It’s the hand of someone who’s never done a lick of work in his life.

Why is it sexist to call her Skeletor or Sewer Rat Barbie when we call Jeff Sessions the Evil Keebler Elf? Or Trump Cheetolini? Making fun of appearances isn’t sexist. It may be mean but it’s not sexist.

This green is my favorite color and my name is LITERALLY Peggy so do you think West Elm will give me money if I turn myself in?

This is interesting. Thank you!

Actually this color is better than black honey (which I also love, but it doesn’t last). The Glossier formulation (in all its colors) is a sheer matte, which nobody has ever done before, and it lasts for hours and is fucking genius.

Iceland has a history of successful women’s strikes. Here’s an article about their first one.