She demands payment in cash for every performance and carries the BAG OF MONEY ON STAGE WITH HER WHERE SHE CAN SEE IT (she’s been burned before). So yes, she does schlep her own bags. Of money.

When you’re on TV and your makeup is that bad, it’s because the makeup artists hates you.

I predict he will not be able to survive this.

She’s wearing a wig in the photo above because she’s lost all of her hair. So there’s that.

There are no Frank Lloyd Wright buildings in Washington, DC, for what that’s worth. There’s one in Virginia but I know her parents didn’t live there.

And you know she took that picture in the care because she looked in the rearview and said, “Damn, I look good today.”

What a horrible thing to wish for. And I’m not even pro-cop. It just seems like a mean thing to do on your way out. And NOBODY should get a mini-pig, even as a dying wish. That pig’ll live on and have a terrible life once it’s not mini any more.

I don’t know who Remi Malek is though.

Please send this article to all your bubbes and zaydes who support Trump. I don’t think they know what’s going on.

Isn’t this a movie about a family being separated? Good thing Dory isn’t a Muslim cartoon fish!

If you are near the Washington DC area I urge you to visit the Poplar Springs sanctuary (http://www.animalsanctuary.org/), which is 400 acres in the Maryland countryside run by a wonderful vegan couple who rescue farm animals from all kinds of situations (escapees from meat processing, Santeria sacrifice animals,…

This is fantastic and you are fantastic. Write more, please. Right now.

Diane is the best.

Just throwing in here that Thurgood Marshall’s son sits on the board of the world’s largest for-profit prison company. We cannot look to the second generation for leadership. They’re there for the money.

Mel B NEVER had a voice, so.

Nightgowns, scarves, and necklaces are necessary items in a prison?

Re her work on the prison-industrial complex: Thurgood Marshall’s son (also named Thurgood) sits on the board of the Corrections Corporation of America (recently renamed CoreCivic), the largest for-profit prison company in the US (and maybe the world?). So the world is a terrible place, pretty much.

there is nothing sad about that, lady.

Joke from the 1970s: What do the Key Bridge and Jimmy Carter have in common?

Coach bags in an outlet and manufactured just for the outlet. They’re not out of season regular bags.