And that city is Pittsburgh.

The cop, Eric Casebolt, was hired (with much publicity) this summer by Sheriff Joe Arpaio in Phoenix. He’ll fit right in there.

I wonder what his original nose looked like?

My only consolation is that the people who voted for him are going to die with the rest of us—and they’re going to be SO SURPRISED.

You guys. YOU GUYS. ANY RNC/Trump communication that riles us like this is ALWAYS intended to divert our attention. In this case, they want us not to be talking about why Jason Miller resigned from the Comms job he just took (hint: affair with another sleazeball staffer, who just deleted her own twitter account). …

Aimée, you are awesome for writing this. And just awesome in general. Anybody who gives you shit about the way you’re living your life is probably not that happy him- or herself. Happy holidays to you.

No real Washingtonian will ever call it anything but “National Airport,” though.

I cannot get over how gorgeous her skin is. Does sleeping with John Legend give you that glow? Is it all the fatty foods in her cookbook? What’s his number? Where are my french fries?

That chihuahua’s expression! “SAVE MEEEEEEEEE.”

If you’ve got a time machine, you might as well go jump Gene Kelly, too.

Look what kids in my neighborhood high school did today! Go, kids! http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Montgomery-County-Students-Walk-Out-Over-Presidental-Election-401115075.html

I was lucky enough to talk with Ruby Bridges a couple of years ago and she told me that as a kid, she didn’t really process that people were yelling at her. She says that growing up in New Orleans, because of the police barricades and crowds, she just thought it was like Mardi Gras. She just wanted to go to school…

Where is Harriet when we need her?

The “good people” at National Geographic are actually the Murdochs, so...

Carly Simon told Howard Stern who the song was about after he interviewed her—but he says he can’t remember what she said! I think she’s kept that a secret so long nobody cares anymore. (PS it’s Warren Beatty)

What was the book? I want to read it!

National Geographic established a fund for education of Afghan girls that ran for some years. But now Rupert Murdoch owns National Geographic, so...

Probably same plastic surgeon...

The “trend” is actually saying you’re wearing no makeup when you’re wearing makeup.