The one of two 1953 Ghia Cadillacs (this one was Rita Hayworth’s) come to mind:

I was thinking hour-long prog rock song but that works too

Bring back the IH Travelall!

Great something else no one ever asked for or needed. Trinkets for the babies.

Monday: The 418 things I need to fix to make it to MOAB

Weekend: This is going to Moab.

A true Jalop reader would say “TELL HIM TO BUY A BROWN MANUAL MIATA WAGON IT’S THE ONLY WAY I CAN CLIMAX NOW”

The person who wrote that letter is clearly not a Jalopnik reader. The words are too fancy.

It will die as soon as people stop wanting to see douchebag youtubers.

You’d better call that Mini “Slammer” because it sure flipped that POG!

You make them sound like horrible cars. They still beat the 1.5 turbos in practical fuel economy, and that super low rev gobs of torque is wonderful. No need to baby the throttle. The case for them is harder these days but it is by no means gone. No one is cross shopping a VW diesel with a Tesla.

As an S2000 owner, put a 12k-revving engine in a road and listen to everyone whine about how it has ‘no torque’ and is therefore undriveable.

Hard disagree. 

Perhaps this is the droid you were looking for?

But...how does a $999 electric vehicle fare as a canoe-hauler?

“... I’m happy to spend on the rest of my family...”

the front wheels breaks the traction of the tire on the road surface, which then causes the momentum of the car forward instead of where you’re trying to turn.

you get what’s commonly referred to as “torque steer,” where the power twisting the front wheels breaks the traction of the tire on the road surface, which then causes the momentum of the car forward instead of where you’re trying to turn.

“torque steer,” where the power twisting the front wheels breaks the traction of the tire on the road surface, which then causes the momentum of the car forward instead of where you’re trying to turn” -> that’s understeer.

Have a “shrinking” problem? Then talk to your doctor to see if Stellantis® is right for you.