As long as I’m still able to buy mp3s, rip CDs, and sync my iPhone, I don’t care about rebranding.

What treatment do you recommend the doctor administer to the dead woman?

Honesty — OMG.... Jebus. NO...! What is it about the internet that makes people post opinions about something they know nothing about?

Jalopnik could spend the rest of the year posting Rain Prisk renders.

Consider it done!

10 / 10, would hoon. Kinda surprised this didn’t get similar coverage:

Diesel fuel actually burns very near to the same stoichiometric ratio as gasoline. But since the mixture is not homogeneous, you have only have the flame front that is burning near stoich, while the area behind the flame front is rich, yet the overall charge is lean. This non-homogeneity is why diesel fuel emissions…

The default PIN code needed to program transponder keys for some early 2000s Nissans is “5523", or when said in Japanese, “Go Go Ni San”.

The Fiero’s Canadian speedometer is insufficient due to GM cost cutting. The American Fieros have 140MPH speedos - enough for a Fiero, obviously. The first few years of Canadian ones have 140KPH speedos, which could be exceeded in third gear, let alone fourth. This was finally rectified at the later half of the 1986…

The passenger’s door on a Pacer is 2" longer than the driver’s door.

The aggressive urban dog owners of the world (“aggressive” being a modifier on “owners,” not the poor doggo who didn’t ask to be locked in their damn apartment all day) are the. absolute. worst.

Jawa: Don’t underestimate the little bastards.

Can I also point out what seems obvious (and what I’ve heard white people yell about black and brown people for years):

Okay this is for Bill.

You make a really good point. I have a friend who married in her mid-50s, and while not wealthy, she def has property, financial security, etc. She married her long term partner after a catastrophic accident. During her convalescence her live-in partner was completely supportive—emotionally and physically. I flew up…

This! I’d have driven it home, parked it and waited for the dealership to call me when it was “ready”.

Well, Kent might have had the more advanced asbestos filter, but everyone knows Camel was still the #1 doctor recommended cigarette.

I love Keanu. I wish I was friends with him so I could send him a birthday card. He wouldn’t ever send me one (he’s busy as shit, ya know), but he’d send me a text like “Hey, thanks for the card man!” and I’d be like “no prob dude.” 

This is going to be a good time.