Jesus Stef, offer us a palate cleanser at the end next time.

Well, that’s certainly more intimate than a hug.

People on twitter criticizing this can eat my entire asshole.

I dunno, I’ve become weirdly partial to the original in recent years.

Always being wrong has conditioned me to take criticism well.

Given the logical trap you’ve set up, I can’t answer that without creating a paradox.

But that’s not a problem with the cars themselves, it’s our perceptions that are wrong.

I emerged from Cleveland but I can’t speak for any other idiots

That might become my new bio: The Pseudonym Jalopnik writers use for their worst takes.

Weenies.

Toucan’t just appropriate names like that. You are so sued.

I’m gonna buy one and name it Sam. Taycan Sam.

It’s pronounced “Tay-kahn” ;)

I’ve seen that warning on plenty of receipts. I uploaded the receipt, and all I did was highlight where it says “PREM” and blacked out the digits of his card.

Came here to make sure somebody pointed this out. Glad I wasn’t “that guy”!