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Fresh shipment arrives from China, distributor opens pallet to find 500 billet aluminum valve covers embellished with the word “DOGE”....

$73.6 million is a lotta goddamn shekels to preside over a dumpster fire.

Toyota wears a condom and still pulls out.

FYI. This is the best group of comments ever on one of my columns.

Toyota’s favorite craft beer is shocktop.

Toyota drives an extra 20 minutes to get that Costco gas.

But what if it is delicious Kobe beef?

Toyota’s guilty pleasure is a second glass of pinot grigio, but never on a weekday.

Toyota’s favorite beer is Bud Light.

Toyota never actually laughs just says “that’s funny”

Ah good. Was worried I would get a lot of comments not seeing what I did there.

I should buy this book just to memorize some of these lines. It’s pure nonsensical gold.

To be fair, most Giants fans have only been watching baseball for about the last 2 years so he probably had no idea what interference was.

As much as I love Jalopnik, you can’t seriously be considering continuing FTA without Tyler’s analysis? There are only so many ‘shocking drone videos’ we can take or ‘this one trick that makes ISIS mad’ posts.

Tire barriers give a loose tire a place to roll to.

“I want to stress one thing: these guys aren’t motorcyclists, they’re assholes on motorcycles. And there’s absolutely a difference.”

Funny my buddy just sent me this this morning

I’ve heard a lot of guys brag that if they ran, they’d trip over their own dick, but this is the first time I’ve actually seen it happen.