But if both endzones say Broncos, how will Peyton Manning know which endzone to not throw touchdowns to?

Fiat 500 Hellcat.

FWING!

I feel like this story is missing some key information. If the dad promised them a puppy, and Ryan scored, how did they end up with a Polish guy?

To be fair, that Fiat wouldn’t look any different if it had been merely parked next to the lake for 40 years.

I tried.

That’s why I always bring along a 6 pack for sharing. Breaks the ice and shows that I think of others and am a team player.

Here’s the production version caught in the wild:

EVERY CAR LOOKS LIKE EVERY OTHER CAR. WE KNOW.

The motto of the 2017 Ridgeline team: “We can’t possibly sell fewer than the last one”.

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

Based on this image, I can tell you that the Type R will have HELLA TYTE JDM EARTH DREAMS i-VTEC KICKING IN YO.

I give Harrison a lot of credit for manning up on this issue. This was a stunning display of human growth.

They should have bought it for tree fiddy.

Probably the only CUV I’d consider owning. Everytime I see one on the road I think “why would anyone get a Cayenne over this”? Well, I know the answer to that, bragging rights, but honestly the Macan has everything you need for a reasonable price.

You also failed to mention my son scoring his first basket in his basketball league.

This will almost certainly put him at odds with former teammate and notorious crip Wes Welker.

So, how do you get your money back for the one you bought to trick the store?