A private dick.

I’ve been single (with one brief break) for nearly 18 years now. I stopped looking 12 years ago, and every romcom ever made has told me that Mr. Right would pop up as soon as that happened. He hasn’t. BUT...

I think I dated the jerkweed of the month club after my wonderful 1st husband died. Lots of beers, long talks with friends(and my Golden Retreiver), and I was cajoled into online dating.

Or you could buy your ticket and thank Marvel for being the only studio with the guts to develop and invest in a project like this.

A friend of mine literally possessed her wedding dress longer than she was married. I’m not kidding.

There was one point in my early thirties in which I really resented attending weddings. Not out of jealousy but because it would entail shower gifts, wedding gifts, travel expenses, bridesmaid dresses etc. And then the couple would divorce a couple of years, later. If that. It began to seem like a way to stock their…

Being married is hard.

Babies are cute.

Thirst does not age well.

The end.

Are we sure he knows the words? Maybe the backup singers are just jumping in to help him out.

36 is ‘later in life’? What is this, the 1950s?

It’s barely been a year. Amy, girl you crazy. Although, him being a chef is enticing.

Accountants gonna fudge, fudge, fudge, fudge...

Judges gonna judge.

There was a really good article I read recently that lower income folks eat more fast food than higher (at least partially) because it’s an indulgence they can afford and it’s still a treat for their kids. If Mickey D’s can still be considered a treat for lower-income kids in this context, I think the change is a good…

Off topic, but do you agree that Henry Cavill lost his hotness after the Tudors? He’s still handsome, of course, but on the Tudors he lit the screen on fire.

I love Drunk Elephant. Please tell me if other brands are actually comparable or I should continue budgeting money towards face creams instead of retirement. thanks!

When you run into your 8th grade algebra crush at the bank.

Caitlyn has always been a horrible parent. She abandoned her first set of kids to start a family with Brody’s mom. Then abandoned them when she meet Kris. She doesn’t seem to have a relationship with any of her kids now. She hasn’t met Kylie’s new baby and doesn’t speak to any of the Kardashians. I remember when the…

’If you came to see the bride, you’re out of luck!’

Or like when a guy brags that the waitress at Hooters is totally into him. She’s paid to pretend she likes you, dude, I’m sure as soon as she leaves work, she’d break out the pepper spray and tell you to eff off.

Timberlake and Fallon are, like, an object lesson in how Hollywood will take anything that is kind of charming and drive it into the ground until you not only hate it, you hate yourself for ever having liked it.