I NEED to buy Black Honey- it was my first “real” lipstick that I purchased in 1990 from my college roommate who was working the Clinque counter and needed to meet her demonstration quota.

MY DARLINGS!!!! I shall apply my Clinique Black Cherry lipstick sloppily in your honor.

Betty White is still alive! Don’t say such things!

“First date” - sure, sure, if that’s what you want to call it.

Fun Fact: he’s married.

I was a meth user for quite some time and thank GOD I never picked at my face. I know that sounds shallow but man, that screams meth like no other.

Back in my day as a Claire’s employee (lo these 20 years ago), we didn’t sell much make-up aside from nail polish and gel and roll-on glitter. Afterthoughts sold Bonne Belle, though, so I’d sneak over there like a traitor for lip glosses.

How did Lohan afford the vacation? Also, vacations are time off from work. Genuinely puzzled in several ways.

He just like. Looks like he would be good at seeyyykks.

This was one of the many “hammock” shows that lived because they chanced into being on NBC on Thursday night. Wings was another one.

Helen Hunt has aged into a woman who doesn’t look much like Helen Hunt anymore.

Was this show even in syndication? The other reboots at least have that.

I was just gonna wear jeans, while it’s still legal for women to wear pants.

Everything I know about this heist I learned from Drunk History

The mark of adulthood isn’t being married or having kids or having a 401(k), it’s accepting (even embracing!) that not everything is supposed to be tailored to you in particular.

I’ve long stopped being horrified at how many grown ass adults I’ve met and seen who are totally ignorant in these matters.

I still at times can’t believe that our love created life!

I feel like her style is classy but kinda basic... which probably means she’ll end up with a perfect gorgeous dress for her royal wedding, then spend the rest of her life stepping out in chic but boring outfits, a la Kate.

As Pninas go, that hideous monstrosity is far from the worst one— that honor goes to the one with the ruffly tiered hi-lo pirate-wench skirt. AND the rhinestones AND the corset AND the glitter mesh AND the lace AND the plunging neckline AND the off-the-shoulder sleeve-thingies AND AND AND. Also it costs like $22K.

My favourite hideous dress from Say Yes To The Dress! The best is when a bride comes out in one - it’s essentially lingerie - and her dad is like, “My princess! I have to buy this for you!” Ew